A solution to my online dating fiasco?

I've recently begun to dabble in the online dating scene. As a wealthy man of nobility, the women flock. However, this has presented a rather sticky situation with regards to my wife. I now have seven online 'dates' in permanent residence, and the household staff are having a terrible job of keeping them away from her. For now, she is none the wiser. I have told her that my frequent nightime visits to the guest rooms are so that I can test the tog rating of our various quilts. But soon enough, one of the disappointingly unattractive women I've ordered will crop up at the breakfast table unannounced.

A solution to my online dating fiasco?
lmao!! i am Thurston Howell the 3rd
Reply:douche
Reply:when she finds out just tell her you are interviewing for new staff
Reply:if u want to stay married...DONT DATE OTHER WOMEN!!!!!!!!!! DUH
Reply:i think you need to get some help
Reply:Your rich. Just send her on a vacation or to the spa.
Reply:Why mess with the unattractive with so many to choose from?
Reply:And your point is . . . . . . .
Reply:Your a big joke, except I don't find you amusing,,,I believe you are just having some delusional fantasies,,


You are a phony if I ever heard of one,,If I was your wife, I'd find a real man ..
Reply:horrible, at least im gettin points for this crap
Reply:When they do, tell her that you are experimenting the overall affect that unattractive women have on your appetite and ask her if she would be willing to take a survey to help in the research.
Reply:EASY! Tell her you've been researching your family tree online, and then point her to ancestry.com!
Reply:yeah 2 points!